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1 . We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2 . No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3 . We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4 . Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5 . Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6 . We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're
going out with you.
7 . Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8 . If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell
us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9 . If you really liked us for us, you would let us think
that our moustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10 . We never shave our legs. So get over it
11 . NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just
wrong............
12 . Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends
will tell us, if you don't.
13 . When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14 . We absolutely do not care about usher,50cent,bowwow , or any other guy looks like for that matter.
15 . We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time,
but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16 . Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean
that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong".
17 . You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us
18 . We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make
the plans sometimes.
19 . Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you
might get what you wish for.
20 . Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would
say". That's just mean.
21 . Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and
laugh when we believe you.
22 . Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like
yours better anyway.
23 . Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
relationship.
24 . PMS is not an excuse.
25 . If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you
should put it up when you're done.
26 . Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27 . And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through
his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28 . NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy
with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29 . We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30 . And last but not least: We know you're not always right,
but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
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